most relevant post of my life
holy fucking same
how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
IF YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP THE ONLY PERSON YOU SHOULD BE COMPLIMENTING aND FLIRTING WITH IS YOUR PARTNER
girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise
Pour up. Drank.